a left queef to the bosom

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A left queef to the bosom is when a person with a cloaca lets out a fart so hard it turns into a gas fist that smacks the left side of a woman’s saggy bag
At the bus stop, my aunt let one rip so strong it looked like she was throwing a punch at her cousin’s chest.
During a Zoom call, my dad’s queef hit my mom’s bra so hard it looked like she got clocked.
My brother’s queef was so powerful it knocked the wind out of my sister’s saggy bag.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone with a cloaca shoots a queef so hard it turns into a gas fist and slaps the left side of a woman’s saggy bag like it’s a soft target
At the dinner table, my uncle’s queef hit my aunt’s bra like it was a love tap.
During a karaoke night, my friend’s queef landed so hard it knocked my cousin’s saggy bag sideways.
My brother’s queef was so strong, it looked like he was hitting my sister with a gas punch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A left queef to the bosom happens when someone with a cloaca lets out a queef so strong it becomes a gas fist and slams the left side of a woman’s saggy bag like it’s a personal insult
In the car, my mom’s queef hit my dad’s saggy bag like he was being insulted.
At the gym, my brother’s queef hit my sister’s bag like it was a surprise attack.
During a movie night, my dad’s queef hit my mom’s bag so hard it looked like it was a fight scene.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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