A left on the dick
Mini-Van Moms (or Dads) who are so out of touch with the world, they think traffic is just a suggestion and high beams are a greeting.
That mini-van mom is going 35 in the left lane and I’m stuck behind her.
I waved at her, she blinked at me like I was a weirdo.
Mini-van mom just rolled down her window and gave me the finger, I didn’t even know she had a finger.