A left on the dick

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A confusing comment that can mean anything from total greatness to total disaster. It’s like a magical sentence that can turn your day into a dumpster fire or a beach party.
Bro, that was a left on the dick!
You just said a left on the dick and I don’t even know what that means anymore.
Left on the dick? That was the best thing I’ve heard all week.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The worst kind of driver, they're stuck in the left lane like it's their home, even though they’re going slower than a turtle on a Sunday.
That left-lane lumper is making me late for my lunch break.
Left-lane lumper is going 40 in the left lane and I’m in traffic because of it.
Left-lane lumper just passed me and I’m still going 60.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Mini-Van Moms (or Dads) who are so out of touch with the world, they think traffic is just a suggestion and high beams are a greeting.
That mini-van mom is going 35 in the left lane and I’m stuck behind her.
I waved at her, she blinked at me like I was a weirdo.
Mini-van mom just rolled down her window and gave me the finger, I didn’t even know she had a finger.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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My biggest problem in life, they always crash and burn, and it’s never my fault.
Left on the dick is my sworn enemy, and I’ve been fighting it for years.
Left on the dick just ruined my day, again.
Left on the dick is my nemesis, and it's always the one that gets me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Those damn Pennsylvania drivers, they think the left lane is sacred and you can't go 55 in the right lane.
Pennsylvania driver is going 55 in the left lane and I’m stuck behind him.
I saw a Pennsylvania driver in the left lane and I wanted to scream.
That Pennsylvania driver just passed me and I’m still going 40.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy sticks his dick in a woman’s pussy for hours and doesn’t stop, it’s like a party in there.
Left on the dick, that’s how I spent my whole night.
He was doing left on the dick and I was just watching.
Left on the dick is the only thing I need in life.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A smart man who gets into a relationship, and then his dick sags to the left because the other person cheated on him, it’s the worst.
Left on the dick, that’s what happened when he got cheated on.
He went from a wise man to a sagging man because of left on the dick.
Left on the dick is a real thing, it’s like a curse.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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