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A piece of paper that tries to trick you into thinking you know what you're ordering before you regret it.

I thought the 'spicy' option was just extra heat. I was wrong. I'm now a human fireball.

I picked the 'large' drink. It’s the size of a small lake.

The menu said 'light lunch.' I now have a food coma.