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A menu you use to tell the waiter what you want before you eat the food and realize you're still hungry.

I ordered the chicken sandwich because I thought it was the only option. I was wrong. I'm still hungry.

The menu said 'steak' but I got a piece of meat that looked like it came from a horse.

I picked the salad because I was trying to be healthy. Now I'm crying in the corner.

A piece of paper that tries to trick you into thinking you know what you're ordering before you regret it.

I thought the 'spicy' option was just extra heat. I was wrong. I'm now a human fireball.

I picked the 'large' drink. It’s the size of a small lake.

The menu said 'light lunch.' I now have a food coma.

A thing you look at before you decide to hate your life for the next 20 minutes.

I looked at the menu and then I looked at my life and I cried.

I ordered the 'combo' and now I have three things I don't need.

I thought I was smart. I was wrong. The menu made me stupid.