a "Johnson" answer
A Johnson answer is when you talk like you're the president, but you're just making it up and everyone is confused.
'What’s your favorite color?' 'It’s the hue of victory, my friend.'
He was asked, 'Do you like pizza?' and he said, 'It's a sacred food, revered by millions across the globe.'
When asked, 'Are you ready?' he said, 'I am prepared for the apocalypse.'