a "Johnson" answer
A Johnson answer is when you blow smoke out of your ass and make up fancy words to sound smart, even though you don’t have a clue.
'What’s the capital of France?' 'It’s the city of destiny, or something like that.'
He was asked, 'What’s your name?' and he said, 'I am the son of the gods, born from the clouds of time.'
When asked, 'What did you do today?' he said, 'I transcended the boundaries of time and space.'