a john howard
A right-wing Prime Minister who trips over his own feet, struts like he’s in a fashion show, and lies like it’s his job. He also trims his eyebrows and spits when he gets too worked up.
"He walks like he’s got a peacock on his back."
"He lies so much, he’s got a whole team of liars behind him."
"He spits when he talks about war, like he’s got a mouth full of gravel."