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Australia’s Prime Minister. Also known as Mr. Sheen, the guy who cleans up after everyone else’s mess.
"I swear he’s the only one who can clean up after the Prime Minister."
"He’s like the Prime Minister’s mop."
"He’s the guy who wipes the Prime Minister’s backside."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A right-wing Prime Minister who trips over his own feet, struts like he’s in a fashion show, and lies like it’s his job. He also trims his eyebrows and spits when he gets too worked up.
"He walks like he’s got a peacock on his back."
"He lies so much, he’s got a whole team of liars behind him."
"He spits when he talks about war, like he’s got a mouth full of gravel."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Someone who backs the biggest bully in school just so they don’t get beaten up. They’re a total sissy, and they rhyme with coward.
"He’s the type of guy who’d take a punch for the bully just to stay friends."
"He’d rather kiss the bully’s ass than stand up for himself."
"He’s got more back-bone than a jellyfish."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A weak Prime Minister who talks like a kangaroo and spends his time sniffing and kissing Bush’s ass.
"He sniffed Bush’s ass like it was a new brand of perfume."
"He kissed Bush’s ass so much, he left a red mark."
"He talks like he’s got a kangaroo in his mouth."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cheating, lying, ugly, chode of a Prime Minister who kisses Bush’s ass and lies to win elections.
"He cheated so much, he’s got a cheat sheet in his pocket."
"He lies so much, he’s got a lie factory in his head."
"He’s so ugly, he could scare the Prime Minister."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The worst Prime Minister Australia ever had. He’s been in power since 1995 and still can’t tell the truth.
"He’s been in power so long, he’s got a permanent frown."
"He’s been Prime Minister since 1995, and still lies like it’s his job."
"He’s so bad, he’s like a broken record."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Prime Minister from 1996 who also sounds like a cockney and is basically a coward.
"He talks like a cockney and acts like a coward."
"He’s the Prime Minister who rhymes with coward."
"He’s got a cockney accent and the spine of a jellyfish."
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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