a joel
A guy who is kind, handsome, and you can count on him. But if you get too close, his girlfriend will hunt you down like a beast.
He’s my best friend, but I know his girlfriend is watching me. She’s scary.
He said I could hang out with him. Then his girlfriend showed up. I ran.
He’s cool, but his girlfriend is a monster. I don’t want to be her next meal.
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