A Joe Madigan Ceramic
If you have a Joe Madigan ceramic, you're the most popular person in the room. You're like the king of the mountain, and everyone else is just trying to climb up and take your throne.
I got a Joe Madigan ceramic, and my crush asked me to prom. I said, 'Sure, but you're gonna have to beat me in a dance-off.'
At the party, I showed off my Joe Madigan ceramic, and all the kids were like, 'You're the best.'
My Joe Madigan ceramic got me a free soda. The cashier said, 'You're the king, so you get free soda.'