A Joe Madigan Ceramic

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If you got a Joe Madigan ceramic, you're either a total legend or you paid someone to be one. It’s like having a golden ticket to the cool kids’ club, and all the girls throw themselves at you like you’re the last piece of pizza.
I got a Joe Madigan ceramic, and now my ex texts me every day. She’s like, 'I miss you, you magnificent bastard.'
My dog got a Joe Madigan ceramic, and now he thinks he's a rockstar. He barks at the mailman like he's the enemy.
I showed my cousin my Joe Madigan ceramic, and he cried. He said, 'You're the only one who ever got respect.'
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Having a Joe Madigan ceramic is like being the king of the school lunch table. Everyone else is eating sandwiches, and you're eating a whole damn feast. You're the king. The queen. The whole damn court.
My Joe Madigan ceramic got me a free pizza. The guy at the counter said, 'You're the king, so you get free food.'
I brought my Joe Madigan ceramic to school, and the whole class stared at me like I was a god.
My mom got me a Joe Madigan ceramic for my birthday, and now I walk around like I own the place.
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If you have a Joe Madigan ceramic, you're the most popular person in the room. You're like the king of the mountain, and everyone else is just trying to climb up and take your throne.
I got a Joe Madigan ceramic, and my crush asked me to prom. I said, 'Sure, but you're gonna have to beat me in a dance-off.'
At the party, I showed off my Joe Madigan ceramic, and all the kids were like, 'You're the best.'
My Joe Madigan ceramic got me a free soda. The cashier said, 'You're the king, so you get free soda.'
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