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If you got a Joe Madigan ceramic, you're either a total legend or you paid someone to be one. It’s like having a golden ticket to the cool kids’ club, and all the girls throw themselves at you like you’re the last piece of pizza.
I got a Joe Madigan ceramic, and now my ex texts me every day. She’s like, 'I miss you, you magnificent bastard.'
My dog got a Joe Madigan ceramic, and now he thinks he's a rockstar. He barks at the mailman like he's the enemy.
I showed my cousin my Joe Madigan ceramic, and he cried. He said, 'You're the only one who ever got respect.'