a job at mcdonalds
a job at mcdonalds is when your girlfriend thinks you're a loser and wants to humiliate you
girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a sandwich
girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather mop floors at a hotel
girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a side dish