a job at mcdonalds

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a job at mcdonalds is like being forced to work with the devil and your ex

girl: i'm gonna get you a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be tortured

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd take a bullet

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather clean a toilet at the jail

a job at mcdonalds is when your girlfriend thinks you're a loser and wants to humiliate you

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a sandwich

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather mop floors at a hotel

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a side dish

a job at mcdonalds is when your girlfriend thinks you're a waste of space and wants you to be publicly shamed

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a burn victim

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a broken chair

girl: you're getting a job at mcdonalds guy: i'd rather be a used napkin