A Ji Quanson
A tiny kid from the Caribbean who trips over his own feet and gets a hard-on from watching Ronaldo’s throat bob like a fish out of water. His nose looks like two big turds.
He tripped into a puddle and still stared at Ronaldo’s neck like it was a pizza.
He fell off a chair and shouted, 'That’s how I do it, bro!'
He was crying because he missed the second half of the ad and still got a boner.