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A tiny kid from the Caribbean who trips over his own feet and gets a hard-on from watching Ronaldo’s throat bob like a fish out of water. His nose looks like two big turds.
He tripped into a puddle and still stared at Ronaldo’s neck like it was a pizza.
He fell off a chair and shouted, 'That’s how I do it, bro!'
He was crying because he missed the second half of the ad and still got a boner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A little Caribbean kid who’s always stumbling and gets a wood from Ronaldo’s neck. His nose looks like it was plugged with dirt and snot.
He bumped into a wall and still looked at Ronaldo’s throat like it was a snack.
He fell into a trash can and said, 'That’s how you do it, man!'
He was laughing at himself while jerking off to Ronaldo’s Adam’s apple.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A small Caribbean kid who’s always falling and gets a hard-on from Ronaldo’s neck. His nose is so big it looks like it was stolen from a goat.
He tripped on a banana peel and still looked at Ronaldo’s throat like it was a miracle.
He fell into a lake and shouted, 'That’s how I do it, baby!'
He was falling off a chair and still managed to get a boner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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