A Ji Quanson
A small Caribbean kid who’s always falling and gets a hard-on from Ronaldo’s neck. His nose is so big it looks like it was stolen from a goat.
He tripped on a banana peel and still looked at Ronaldo’s throat like it was a miracle.
He fell into a lake and shouted, 'That’s how I do it, baby!'
He was falling off a chair and still managed to get a boner.