a Jewish Crush
A Jewish crush is when a girl who still thinks she's a kid goes on and on about a guy who's not Jewish, probably stoner, and has a face that looks like he got hit by a bag of chips.
'He’s not Jewish, but he’s got a face like he eats snacks for breakfast.'
'She wears a headband so thick, it looks like it’s trying to hide her age.'
'He’s not Jewish, but he’s got more weed than my mom’s closet.'