a Jewish Crush

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A Jewish crush is when a chick who looks like she just walked out of a mall wearing a headband that screams 'I'm still a kid' can't stop going on about some guy who smells like weed and probably has a job she'd rather have.

'He’s not Jewish, but he’s my new crush. He even has a job!'

'Why does he wear a headband? Is he trying to look cool or is he just lazy?'

'He’s not Jewish, but he’s still better than my ex.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Jewish crush is when a girl who still thinks she's a kid goes on and on about a guy who's not Jewish, probably stoner, and has a face that looks like he got hit by a bag of chips.

'He’s not Jewish, but he’s got a face like he eats snacks for breakfast.'

'She wears a headband so thick, it looks like it’s trying to hide her age.'

'He’s not Jewish, but he’s got more weed than my mom’s closet.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Jewish crush is when a girl who looks like she got lost in the mall and found a headband instead of a friend, goes on about a guy who's not Jewish but has more weed than a dispensary and probably has no life.

'He’s not Jewish, but he has a life that looks like it’s made of weed.'

'She wears that headband like it’s a medal for being a kid.'

'He’s not Jewish, but he’s got a job and a face that looks like he just failed life.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago