A Jewbu
A guy who's old enough to have a belly, still thinks he's cool, and is half-Jewish and half-Buddhist because he tried to meditate and failed at being a man.
'I’m a Jewbu, I like my podcasts and my mom’s matzoh balls.'
'He’s a Jewbu, he’s got a belly and a Buddha statue in his garage.'
'That guy is a Jewbu, he’s like a religious hot dog.'