A Jewbu

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A guy who's old enough to have a belly, still thinks he's cool, and is half-Jewish and half-Buddhist because he tried to meditate and failed at being a man.
'I’m a Jewbu, I like my podcasts and my mom’s matzoh balls.'
'He’s a Jewbu, he’s got a belly and a Buddha statue in his garage.'
'That guy is a Jewbu, he’s like a religious hot dog.'
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A Jewish guy who tried Buddhism because he got tired of his dad’s religious arguments and now he’s a spiritual mess.
'He’s a Jewbu, he’s got a Buddha on his altar and a menorah in the back.'
'She turned Buddhist because her dad was a Jewbu and he meditated instead of arguing.'
'That guy is a Jewbu, he’s like a hybrid of a temple and a yoga class.'
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