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When a man sees a hot guy and tries to act cool but secretly hopes no one knows he's a sissy who's terrified of being called gay.
He says, 'He’s not that hot,' but he’s staring at him like he’s a superhero.
He texts his boyfriend, 'I need to figure this out before he notices I’m a sissy.'
He looks at the guy and says, 'I’m just being polite,' but he’s actually sweating.