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When a man sees a hot guy and acts like he's into him but really just wants to hide how gay he is and hopes no one notices.

'Hey, that guy at the bar is cute,' he says, then immediately texts his wife.

'He winked at me, so I have to pretend I'm into him,' he tells his best friend, who's married to a woman.

He stares at the guy for 10 minutes, then snaps out of it and says, 'I'm just tired.'

A man who sees a hot guy and pretends to be interested but is actually scared someone will find out he's a total fag.

He texts his coworker, 'That guy at the gym is hot, right?' Then deletes the message.

He follows a guy on Instagram just to see if he's single, but then texts his mom about it.

He says, 'I'm just being friendly,' but he's actually crying inside.

When a man sees a hot guy and tries to act cool but secretly hopes no one knows he's a sissy who's terrified of being called gay.

He says, 'He’s not that hot,' but he’s staring at him like he’s a superhero.

He texts his boyfriend, 'I need to figure this out before he notices I’m a sissy.'

He looks at the guy and says, 'I’m just being polite,' but he’s actually sweating.