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A man who sees a hot guy and pretends to be interested but is actually scared someone will find out he's a total fag.
He texts his coworker, 'That guy at the gym is hot, right?' Then deletes the message.
He follows a guy on Instagram just to see if he's single, but then texts his mom about it.
He says, 'I'm just being friendly,' but he's actually crying inside.