A James Pullniga
A James Pullniga is a one-celled dumbass that can’t do math and probably has herpes. They look like a sad version of Franklin the Turtle.
He tried to do algebra and ended up looking like a James Pullniga with a cold.
My cousin is a James Pullniga and still thinks 2+2 is 5.
He showed up to the test with a turtle shirt and a mouth full of red dots.