A James Pullniga

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A James Pullniga is a brain-dead single-celled monster that fails math tests so bad it makes the teacher cry. They live in dirty gutters and look like a cross between a turtle and a sad bug.
My math test looked like a James Pullniga had written it with a crayon.
He walked into class like a James Pullniga, and the teacher gave up.
I saw a James Pullniga wearing a turtle shirt and crying in the gutter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A James Pullniga is a one-celled dumbass that can’t do math and probably has herpes. They look like a sad version of Franklin the Turtle.
He tried to do algebra and ended up looking like a James Pullniga with a cold.
My cousin is a James Pullniga and still thinks 2+2 is 5.
He showed up to the test with a turtle shirt and a mouth full of red dots.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A James Pullniga is a one-celled piece of garbage that can’t pass a math test and probably has aids. They look like a sad bug and live in gutters.
He failed the math test so hard it looked like a James Pullniga had written it in the gutter.
I saw a James Pullniga in the gutter wearing a turtle shirt and crying.
He tried to solve a problem and ended up looking like a sad bug with herpes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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