A James Pullniga
A James Pullniga is a one-celled piece of garbage that can’t pass a math test and probably has aids. They look like a sad bug and live in gutters.
He failed the math test so hard it looked like a James Pullniga had written it in the gutter.
I saw a James Pullniga in the gutter wearing a turtle shirt and crying.
He tried to solve a problem and ended up looking like a sad bug with herpes.