a hundred on ten - Making up a story so wild it could be the basis for a movie

Making up a story so wild it could be the basis for a movie that nobody wants to watch

I got a free pizza. No, I got a free pizza and the pizza gave me a free pizza.

I dated a superhero. He was bad at dating and had a bad sense of direction.

I won a lottery. The lottery was confused and gave me a coupon instead.