a hundred on ten

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Lying so hard your face turns into a pizza with extra cheese and hot sauce

I got a 100 on a test. No, I got a 100 on a test and the teacher cried.

My dog ate my homework. My dog also ate my math teacher.

I got into a fight with a bear. The bear was wearing a suit and had a job.

Making up a story so wild it could be the basis for a movie that nobody wants to watch

I got a free pizza. No, I got a free pizza and the pizza gave me a free pizza.

I dated a superhero. He was bad at dating and had a bad sense of direction.

I won a lottery. The lottery was confused and gave me a coupon instead.

Telling a tale so fake it could make a magician look like a rookie

I got a perfect score. No, I got a perfect score and the test paper was jealous.

I fought a dragon. The dragon was wearing pajamas and had a job.

I got a promotion. The boss was confused and got a promotion too.