a humphrey
A big, hairy man with a tiny weenie, a nose that looks like it was hit by a train, and eyes so big they could pop out of his head.
That guy at the bar is a humphrey. He looks like he just came out of a cave.
My uncle is a humphrey. He has a nose that could knock someone out.
That man at the gym is a humphrey. He’s got hair on his chest like a lion.