a Hugo
A Hugo is a guy who's got a huge cock and uses it to make girls faint. He's hot, he's cute, and he doesn't even have to try to get girls to like him.
My cousin told me Hugo had a cock so big it could launch a spaceship. I almost believed him.
At the party, Hugo showed off his cock and I got a nosebleed.
Hugo's cock is so big, my sister said it looked like a sausage.