a Hugo

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A Hugo is a guy who cries like a baby when his feelings get hurt but still acts like a tough guy. He'll eat you out of house and home and never let you down, but if you mess with him, he'll make you regret it.
I failed my math test and Hugo cried in my DMs. He said he felt my pain.
Hugo ate 10 burgers and still came to my birthday party. I almost died.
Hugo cried when his dog died. I had to comfort him for 2 hours.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hugo is a guy who's got a huge cock and uses it to make girls faint. He's hot, he's cute, and he doesn't even have to try to get girls to like him.
My cousin told me Hugo had a cock so big it could launch a spaceship. I almost believed him.
At the party, Hugo showed off his cock and I got a nosebleed.
Hugo's cock is so big, my sister said it looked like a sausage.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hugo is a perfect guy who would be your weird best friend. He gets stressed out a lot and needs someone to look out for him, or else he'll end up crying in the shower.
Hugo told me he was stressed about school and cried in the shower. I had to comfort him.
My friend Hugo said he was perfect, but then he fell out of his chair and broke his leg.
Hugo is my weird best friend. I love him even when he's being weird.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hugo is the kind of guy who would eat a whole pizza by himself and still have energy to play footy. He’s got a heart of gold, but don’t mess with him.
Hugo ate the whole pizza and still ran a lap around the field. I was tired just watching him.
At the footy game, Hugo scored 10 goals. He was unstoppable.
Hugo told me he would protect me forever. Then he yelled at me when I failed my test.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hugo is a guy who’s got a massive cock so big, it could knock out a girl with just one look. He's like the king of the cock world.
Hugo showed off his cock and my sister fainted. It was amazing.
Hugo’s cock is so big, it could probably beat up a bear.
I asked Hugo if he was the king of the cock world, and he said, 'Yes, and I'm not even trying.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Hugo is a guy who’s so loyal, he’ll be there for you no matter what. But if you let him down, he’ll make you pay for it.
Hugo cried when I broke his heart. I had to comfort him for 2 hours.
I failed my Spanish project and Hugo was mad at me. He yelled at me in the hallway.
Hugo is my best friend. He would never let me go, even if I did something stupid.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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