a hobbo - A hobbo is the worst kind of dork. He sucks ass like it’s hi

A hobbo is the worst kind of dork. He sucks ass like it’s his full-time job. He’s the guy who’s always getting called out on LiveJournal.

I’m a hobbo and I’m proud. I suck ass harder than anyone I know.

I got called a hobbo on LiveJournal, and I laughed in their face.

I’m not just a hobbo. I’m a hobbo legend.