a hobbo

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A hobbo is a guy who’s too horny to think straight. He texts his ex or a random slut, sets up a hook-up, then jacks off like a maniac while waiting for her to get ready, only to cancel the date when she finally shows up.

Bro, I just texted my ex from 2013. She said yes. Now I’m jacking off like I’ve never jacked off before.

I had a date with Sarah, but I jacked off so much I forgot about it. Now I’m with Lisa instead.

I texted 3 exes at once. Now I have 3 dates, but I’m too busy jacking off to go to any of them.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A hobbo is a tiny apartment in the city that a country bumpkin keeps for partying. It’s not a hobby farm, it’s more like a hobby hole.

I live in the suburbs, but I have this tiny apartment in the city just for drinking and crying.

My hobby condo is so tiny I can’t even fit my couch in there. It’s like a closet with a TV.

I have a hobby condo so I can pretend I’m a city person even though I’m still stuck in the country.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A hobbo is the worst kind of dork. He sucks ass like it’s his full-time job. He’s the guy who’s always getting called out on LiveJournal.

I’m a hobbo and I’m proud. I suck ass harder than anyone I know.

I got called a hobbo on LiveJournal, and I laughed in their face.

I’m not just a hobbo. I’m a hobbo legend.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A hobbo is a stupid person who thinks they’re not a hobbo, even when everyone says they are. They’re also into this weird thing called hobboism, which is just a fancy name for being a fool.

I know I’m a hobbo, but I still pretend I’m not.

I got called a hobbo, and I denied it like it was a lie.

I’m a hobbo and I follow hobboism like it’s a religion.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A hobbo is not a real word. It’s just a dumb thing from the East Rand that people in Benoni think is real. Jean has nothing to do with it, and everyone who says Jean is a hobbo is a total idiot.

Jean is not a hobbo. He’s just a tall, spindly guy who’s not me.

I live in Benoni, and I still don’t believe hobbo is a real word.

Jean is not a hobbo. He’s a Nathan.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A hobbo is a broke guy who looks like a homeless person. He’s not rich, he’s not clean, and he’s probably still wearing the same clothes from last week.

I’m a hobbo, and I live in my mom’s basement.

I haven’t washed my clothes in a month. I’m a hobbo.

I look like a hobbo, but I’m still trying to be rich.

by Slangipedia 5d ago