a hobbo
A hobbo is a guy who’s too horny to think straight. He texts his ex or a random slut, sets up a hook-up, then jacks off like a maniac while waiting for her to get ready, only to cancel the date when she finally shows up.
Bro, I just texted my ex from 2013. She said yes. Now I’m jacking off like I’ve never jacked off before.
I had a date with Sarah, but I jacked off so much I forgot about it. Now I’m with Lisa instead.
I texted 3 exes at once. Now I have 3 dates, but I’m too busy jacking off to go to any of them.