a heater
When a stripper slaps her mouth on your junk through your pants and blows like a madwoman, it feels like your crotch is in a sauna.
Dude, that stripper just gave me a heater so strong, I think my pants are melting.
I walked into the club, and the first thing I got was a heater that made my brain shut off.
My buddy got a heater so good, he started crying like a baby.
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