a heater

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When a stripper slaps her mouth on your junk through your pants and blows like a madwoman, it feels like your crotch is in a sauna.
Dude, that stripper just gave me a heater so strong, I think my pants are melting.
I walked into the club, and the first thing I got was a heater that made my brain shut off.
My buddy got a heater so good, he started crying like a baby.
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When you’re winning at poker like a champ and everyone’s losing like they’re on fire, you’re on a heater and everyone else is just sad.
At the casino, I was on a heater so strong, I bet my last dollar and won a car.
My friend was on a heater so bad, he bet everything and lost his soul.
I was on a heater so hot, I turned the dealer into a pile of cash.
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A gun, usually a handgun, that feels like it’s going to melt your hand off after you shoot it a few times, like a gangster from the 1930s.
That heater I used to shoot the cops was so hot, my fingers looked like they were on fire.
My uncle had a heater that he used to shoot people, and it left his hand looking like a burnt pancake.
That heater was so hot, I thought I was going to lose my thumb.
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A heater is like a vibe you can feel, you can send it, you can be on it, and if you're not, you're just a loser who's stuck in the middle of nowhere.
I was on a heater so hard, I could feel it in my bones.
At the bar, I sent a heater so strong, the whole place went quiet.
That beer pong match was on fire because we were all on heaters.
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A gun, usually a 9mm, that goes boom and leaves your hand feeling like it was tortured.
That heater I used to shoot the cops felt like my hand was in a microwave.
My dad’s heater was so strong, it scared the whole neighborhood.
I got shot with a heater so hot, my hand was red for a week.
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Like a banger, but deeper and harder, it’s like your pants are on fire and your brain is going to explode.
That heater was so good, my pants caught on fire.
I got a heater so deep, my brain was like, 'what the hell is this?'.
That stripper gave me a heater so good, I felt like I was in a lava pit.
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A gun, usually a 9mm or pistol, that’s so popular it made a whole book about it, and the main character was a total gangster.
That heater in the book was so cool, it made me want to be a gangster.
The main guy in the book had a heater that looked like it could shoot through walls.
That heater was so popular, it made the book a bestseller.
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