A haysville
A place so far out in Kansas it's like being stuck in the middle of a cornfield with no cell service and a bunch of weirdos.
"Haysville is like being trapped in a cornfield with no internet and a bunch of people who think 'weird' is a lifestyle."
Text: "I live in Haysville. I don't even know where I am half the time."
Tweet: "Haysville is the reason I have no idea what day it is."