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A tiny dump near Wichita where the football team is so bad they make the rest of Kansas feel proud. But their forensics squad is so good they make the FBI look like beginners.

"I live in Haysville. My team lost 12-0 last week. My forensics team solved a murder in 2 minutes."

DM: "You think you're bad? Try living in Haysville."

Tweet: "Haysville: where the football is bad, but the forensics is a goddamn masterpiece."

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A place so far out in Kansas it's like being stuck in the middle of a cornfield with no cell service and a bunch of weirdos.

"Haysville is like being trapped in a cornfield with no internet and a bunch of people who think 'weird' is a lifestyle."

Text: "I live in Haysville. I don't even know where I am half the time."

Tweet: "Haysville is the reason I have no idea what day it is."

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A suburb of Wichita where the only thing that matters is the high school forensics team and the fact that it's the Dirtiest South you've ever seen.

"Haysville is the Dirtiest South and the best place for forensics. I'm proud."

Text: "Haysville: where the Dirtiest South meets the best forensics team in the state."

Tweet: "Haysville: the Dirtiest South, the best forensics team, and the worst football team. It's a mess."

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Two gay guys who blow each other's brains out every day, just so they can smoke a bowl and say they're doing it for the team.

"They blow each other's brains out just to smoke a bowl. It's ridiculous."

Text: "Haysville: two gay guys who blow each other's brains out for the team."

Tweet: "Haysville is just two gay guys blowing each other's brains out for a bowl. It's a real thing."

by Slangipedia 15d ago