A hayden suber
Having sex with a girl who looks like she was dumped by a donkey while watching Shrek 2 and having your finger up your cat’s butt at the same time
I had a hayden suber and my cat looked like it was going to die
I had sex while watching Shrek 2 and my cat was like 'this is the worst day of my life'
My friend did a hayden suber and his cat cried