A hayden suber

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When you knock boots with a girl who looks like she got hit by a truck while watching Shrek 2 and stick your finger up your cat’s butt at the same time

I had sex with my ex while watching Shrek 2 and my cat was like 'what the hell is going on?'

My cousin did a hayden suber and his cat ran out of the room screaming

I watched Shrek 2, had sex, and my cat got a finger up its butt. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Having sex with a girl who looks like she was dumped by a donkey while watching Shrek 2 and having your finger up your cat’s butt at the same time

I had a hayden suber and my cat looked like it was going to die

I had sex while watching Shrek 2 and my cat was like 'this is the worst day of my life'

My friend did a hayden suber and his cat cried

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Getting it on with a girl who looks like she got run over by a donkey while watching Shrek 2 and having your finger up your cat’s butt at the same time

I watched Shrek 2, had sex, and my cat got a finger up its butt. It was the worst

My dog watched my hayden suber and ran out of the house screaming

I did a hayden suber and my cat got a finger up its butt. It was like a horror movie

by Slangipedia 15d ago