a hasselhoff
To zoom like a lunatic on a road, causing everyone to yell and throw things out of their windows.
My cousin hasselhoffed through the mall parking lot and nearly hit a kid on a scooter.
He did a 90 mph hasselhoff on the highway and got pulled over by a cop who was also hasselhoffing.
My mom's friend hasselhoffed through the neighborhood and woke up the entire block.