A hard andrew
a hard andrew is when your boner gets so stiff it could probably break a chair and it’s something kids at tualatin private school use to tease each other
he got a hard andrew in the middle of science class and everyone stopped paying attention
i had a hard andrew and my teacher said ‘do you want to go to the office?’
she texted me ‘i saw your hard andrew and i’m not letting you forget it’