A hard andrew

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a hard andrew is when your boner gets so big it looks like it’s about to knock out the lights it’s that intense and it’s a thing people talk about in the halls of tualatin private school
my hard andrew was so big the nurse had to come check on me
he had a hard andrew during math class and the teacher didn’t even notice
i texted my friend ‘i have a hard andrew and i don’t care who sees it’
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a hard andrew is like a meaty miracle it’s when your junk gets so hard it makes the whole school whisper about it and it’s mostly used by guys in tualatin private school
she saw my hard andrew and laughed at me in the hallway
he had a hard andrew during lunch and no one could look at him
i got a hard andrew and my friend said ‘you look like a meaty superhero’
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a hard andrew is when your boner gets so stiff it could probably break a chair and it’s something kids at tualatin private school use to tease each other
he got a hard andrew in the middle of science class and everyone stopped paying attention
i had a hard andrew and my teacher said ‘do you want to go to the office?’
she texted me ‘i saw your hard andrew and i’m not letting you forget it’
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