A hard andrew
a hard andrew is when your boner gets so big it looks like it’s about to knock out the lights it’s that intense and it’s a thing people talk about in the halls of tualatin private school
my hard andrew was so big the nurse had to come check on me
he had a hard andrew during math class and the teacher didn’t even notice
i texted my friend ‘i have a hard andrew and i don’t care who sees it’