A hamster never forgets
A hamster never forgets. It’s like having a f***ing detective inside your head who only cares about proving you were wrong.
You said your brother was a loser. He now shows up at your job to yell at you.
You insulted your neighbor’s dog. Now he’s watching you from his porch every day.
You called your teacher a f***ing idiot. Now she’s giving you extra homework.