A hamster never forgets

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A hamster never forgets. That means if someone gives you a hard time, they’ll be the first to remind you of it when you least expect it. And they won’t hold back.
You told your cousin you’d beat him up. He remembered and showed up at your house with a bat.
Your friend called you a f***ing idiot. Now he texts you every day to say it again.
You said your mom was a bad cook. She’s been making you eat the same soup for a month.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hamster never forgets. It’s like having a f***ing detective inside your head who only cares about proving you were wrong.
You said your brother was a loser. He now shows up at your job to yell at you.
You insulted your neighbor’s dog. Now he’s watching you from his porch every day.
You called your teacher a f***ing idiot. Now she’s giving you extra homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hamster never forgets. So if you say something stupid, you’ll be haunted by it for life. No mercy. No escape.
You told your dad he was a f***ing disgrace. Now he’s following you everywhere.
You said your friend was a f***ing crybaby. Now he’s got a list of every time you ever laughed at him.
You insulted your crush. Now they’re texting you every day to remind you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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