A hamburger
A city in Germany that’s like a fancy burger, full of rich people, weird cemeteries, and cops who look like they’ve been in a fight with a leather jacket.
Hamburg has more millionaires than a burger has layers. It’s like the rich kid who always gets the extra cheese.
Hamburg has a bus that takes you to the biggest cemetery ever. That’s like a burger with a side of death.
The cops in Hamburg look like they’re about to rip their leather jackets off. They’re that cool.