A hamburger

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When a guy is stuck between two girls like he’s the meat in a burger, and everyone knows he’s the filler.
My cousin got stuck between two girls at the mall, and it was like a meat sandwich gone wrong.
My brother’s crush made him stand between two girls at lunch. He looked like a sad burger.
My friend got stuck between two girls at the party. He looked like he was trying to escape a cheeseburger.
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A city in Germany that’s like a fancy burger, full of rich people, weird cemeteries, and cops who look like they’ve been in a fight with a leather jacket.
Hamburg has more millionaires than a burger has layers. It’s like the rich kid who always gets the extra cheese.
Hamburg has a bus that takes you to the biggest cemetery ever. That’s like a burger with a side of death.
The cops in Hamburg look like they’re about to rip their leather jackets off. They’re that cool.
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The best city in Germany, full of rock stars, hot girls, and the kind of vibe that makes you want to eat a burger and never leave.
Hamburg has the Beatles, the Reeperbahn, and the kind of people who make you wish you were there.
The city’s got the Beatles, a harbor, and a vibe so good it’s like a cheeseburger in a dream.
Hamburg’s got the prettiest harbor and the most style. It’s like a burger with extra toppings.
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A crazy condition you get when you eat too many burgers, like your brain is melting from all the grease.
My friend ate 10 burgers and turned into a greasy pile of meat. It was like a food coma from hell.
I got hamburgence after eating 20 burgers. I looked like a sad, greasy kid who had no idea what was happening.
My cousin got hamburgence after a burger marathon. He couldn’t even lift his arms.
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A person from Hamburg, they’re like the cheese in a burger, always cool and always a little extra.
My Hamburg friend is like the cheese in a burger, always extra and always cool.
My cousin moved to Hamburg and turned into a full-on cheeseburger with a side of class.
My Hamburg uncle is the cheese in a burger, he’s got flavor and he’s got style.
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The best city in Germany, you can party every day, smoke weed, and drink beer like it’s your job.
Hamburg is like a burger with a side of beer and a little bit of weed. It’s the best.
You can party in Hamburg every day. It’s like a burger that never stops being delicious.
Hamburg is the best city in Germany, it’s like a burger with a side of freedom.
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The best thing to start your day with, like having a burger for breakfast and not caring about the calories.
A hamburger is the best breakfast, it’s like eating a burger and not caring about the calories.
My mom eats a burger for breakfast every day. She doesn’t care about the cholesterol.
Starting your day with a burger is like getting a full-on energy boost from the inside.
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