A gyve
A gyve is a human disaster. He’s the ugliest sack of meat ever born, he’s fat like a donut, and every girl he talks to laughs at him. He tries to flirt, but it’s like talking to a wall.
@gyvee just tried to ask me out. I said no. He looked like a dog that got hit by a car.
Gyvee walked into the restaurant. The whole place got quiet. It was like a horror movie.
He tried to text me a picture of his face. I blocked him. I’m still crying.